Straight guy goes into a shemale bar and is forever changed

Shemale Bar

I have made a lot of mistakes while drunk in the past.

I fucked what I thought was a hot MILF but ended up being a much older grandma and not even remotely hot.

I fucked a very obese woman who nearly crushed me to death when she rode me.

I fucked my girlfriend’s mother while my girlfriend was sleeping downstairs.

Just to name three.

But that paled in comparison to what just happened last night.

I was bar hopping in San Francisco and had already been to a drag bar where I was luckily still sober enough to recognize an Adam’s apple on an otherwise feminine looking person who was hitting on me pretty hard, when reached a club called Deception, a club I recalled my colleague Fran, one of the few who had so far resisted my charm, had said I had to visit if I was in San Francisco.

I asked, “Why?”

“It’s a bar where you are guaranteed to get fucked like you have never been fucked before,” she said, always talking like she was a guy.

“I can’t imagine how that is possible.” I smiled, flirting back.

“Trust me, it will change your life,” she said.

“I’d change your life if you’d let me,” I flirted.

“Trust me, you couldn’t handle me,” she countered.

“Challenge accepted,” I joked.

“Once you get back from Deception we will talk,” she said.