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Sex Pleasures With Aishwarya Rai

It was a glorious summer evening in Sydney as I attended a lavish gala event at the famed Sydney Opera House. I was there escorting my long time friend and recent Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins, who I’d known for most of my life. In fact growing up next door to one another we were as close as two people could get. As expected the dinner was attended by some of …

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Beautiful Fuck Day with Karen Gillan

A beautiful spring day. The sun is shining, nary a cloud in the air, the grass is green and smells sweeter than sweet. Not quite as sweet however as the sight of Karen Gillan sitting across from you licking whipped cream from her lips. What could possibly better? Well, you can certainly think of a few possibilities, none of which are suitable for polite company. “I think I lost this …

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Paris Hilton has a secret that Lindsay Lohan finds out about and “uses” to her advantage

Aaron shifted his body as he sat on the big plush chair at his own 17th birthday party. Nick Carter, Aaron’s big brother, had thrown him a big Hollywood bash that December. Aaron didn’t want that. He had wanted a private cozy little party. He hated big crowds and noise. Nick had invited all kinds of people. Mostly pop singers and uptight little sluts. One person he invited was ok …

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Anna Kournikova, Capriati romantic lesbian relationship

Jennifer Capriati walks down the tunnel to the locker room, her head hung dejectedly after yet another loss. She mumbles to herself over and over again, “What’s happened to me?” Jen can’t seem to figure out why she seems to have lost the edge over the other players she had just a year ago. She reaches her locker and dejectedly flops down on the bench in front of the row …

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Singer Taylor Swift seduces super-model Kate Upton

aylor Swift waited in the darkness. The garage attached to the mansion was not particularly big by Hollywood standards, but easily holding twenty sport and luxury cars she was impressed and wondered how long it was going to take to go on the open market after tonight and how much it was going to go for? The opening of the garage door shut her day-dreaming down. A seemingly block long …

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The victim of a hit-and-run – Lindsay Lohan

It was a good day for a walk: sun, but not too hot, no wind, just a very pleasant day. With nowhere in particular in mind I roamed the streets, going wherever I pleased. In hindsight, I probably should have looked over my shoulder more carefully before crossing the street – a quick glance proved not to be enough when I was suddenly hit by what felt like a tank. …

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How Jordan Rager Won His Round On The Voice

Welcome back to the final night of battle rounds. Blake’s final two artists are ready to hear their battle song. “Jordan…” Blake Shelton says, looking at Jordan Rager. “Versus Naia. You guys will be performing a Jason Mraz song called “I’m Yours”. Jordan grins and nods his head but in reality he’s scared shitless. Private Interview: “If you asked me to sing it right now it wouldn’t work out very …

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