It was a glorious summer evening in Sydney as I attended a lavish gala event at the famed Sydney Opera House. I was there escorting my long time friend and recent Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins, who I’d known for most of my life. In fact growing up next door to one another we were as close as two people could get. As expected the dinner was attended by some of …
Read More »Beautiful Fuck Day with Karen Gillan
A beautiful spring day. The sun is shining, nary a cloud in the air, the grass is green and smells sweeter than sweet. Not quite as sweet however as the sight of Karen Gillan sitting across from you licking whipped cream from her lips. What could possibly better? Well, you can certainly think of a few possibilities, none of which are suitable for polite company. “I think I lost this …
Read More »How Jordan Rager Won His Round On The Voice
Welcome back to the final night of battle rounds. Blake’s final two artists are ready to hear their battle song. “Jordan…” Blake Shelton says, looking at Jordan Rager. “Versus Naia. You guys will be performing a Jason Mraz song called “I’m Yours”. Jordan grins and nods his head but in reality he’s scared shitless. Private Interview: “If you asked me to sing it right now it wouldn’t work out very …
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Brett first lost his virginity when he was fifteen, working as a prop-boy for Atlantic record’s photo department. He would help set up shots for album covers, or would occasionally get to help with make-up. Usually these were tedious jobs; he usually got stuck with the other boys hauling about the heaviest furniture, or smearing spirit glue over some middle- aged, washed-out punk singer’s shining head so that they could …
Read More »Journal of an Agent – Lisa Kudrow
“RING, RING, RING!” Struggling to reach over and grab the phone, I almost fell out of bed as the phone startled me awake. Glancing at the clock through sleepy eyes, I saw that it was 6 AM. Way too fucking early. “Hh–hello?” I managed to croak into the phone as I tiredly lifted it to my ear. I was greeted by an overwhelmingly enthusiastic voice on the other end. “Dean! …
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Elisha Cuthbert and two of her friends entered Club Bishop. They were all dressed in short black dresses with heels, it was suppose to be a girl’s night out but her friends invited their boyfriends and she felt like a fifth wheel. She didn’t even want to come, but they talked her into it and she gave in as she hadn’t hanged out with them for a while. Elisha took …
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I sit down at my computer in my bedroom and turn it on. You are looking over my shoulder. “You have got to see this site I found,” I say. “I tried to track down its location – you know I’m a world class hacker – but somehow they hid their IP address and nothing I tried worked. All I can tell you for a certainty is this site is …
Read More »Scarlett Johansson – Wedding Night
“Ready, baby?” It was a simple two words. An ordinary two words. But when they’re spoken by your new wife in your honeymoon suite, hours after your island wedding, they take on a special meaning. When your new wife asks this before coming out of your hotel room bathroom, wearing an open white robe, with a green bra and matching panties and nothing else on, it is an overload of …
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