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Once in awhile my mother and some of her old college friends go out for a night on the town. They always take a taxi because they get shit faced and can’t drive. One of those nights I was watching a movie and someone knocked at the door. When I opened it, there was the taxi driver. He said my mom was so drunk she passed out and he wanted …

Zara’s yoga lesson turns into a much more productive workout with some help from her dad. “Daddy can you come help me” I hear Zara call from the living room. I walk in and see Zara in the “puppy Rocky stretch” yoga position but you are much much flatter “You have got to stop you are going to get in so much trouble with her” I whisper. “But what if …